The Modern Day Version Anyway.

Some recent facts about me:


1. I feel quite bad about the almost disgusting level of self-absorbtion this blog expresses. 
2. There are three cuts on my belly where someone else went deep inside of me for the first time and they didn't really fix me. They just took something away. I hate to be poetic but that's kind of like sex, isn't it? The modern day version anyway. 
3. One day, when the cuts become scars, they'll be a conversation starter at the beach. And I'll probably tell people that I got knifed by a robot. 
4. I'm still a liar. 
5. The operation's aftermath has left me more consciously aware of my parent's divorce than I have been in years. Which kind of sucks. 
6. Jelly crystals taste gross on their own. Just saying. 
7. I'm not sure that I'll ever matter much. 
8. I kind of enjoy having a floral doona cover. 
9. Tonight, I wouldn't mind falling in love. 
10. Eight days until we launch Elise Version 1.8. 


11. (And I kind of hope that in my next year of living, I'll try and take the world by storm)