I'm on the dangerously slippery slope of like and the talking boy challenged me to a drinking game.
I'd like to take this opportunity however, to apologise to my imaginary readers (because I doubt that you exist) and state that I know I'm fickle, though I'm not sure how ok with it I really am.
Has anyone ever played a pokemon drinking game before though?
These are the rules:
1. Everytime the word pokemon is said, drink.
2. Everytime pikachu says his name, drink.
3. If brock gets a boner over any female (officer jenny for example), drink.
4. If team rocket decides to show up, drink.
5. If someone is not singing along to team rockets theme song, a slap and a drink are in order for the guilty party.
6. If a pokeball is thrown, you must drink.
7. If a legendary pokemon is mentioned, drink for the sheer honour.
8. If ash turns his hat, lookout, 2 drinks for you brave soldier.
9. If psyduck makes an appearance, drink for his sheer incompetence.
10. If psyduck falls on his arse, down it
11. The first person to shout Gary is a bellend, as he appears can nominate one unlucky trooper to drink.
12. Drink everytime togepi says his name (he never shuts up)
And this is what I know:
1. I'm a lightweight.
2. With rules like those, I'm going to get fucked.
So was acceptance a bad idea? Especially knowing that he was fairly keen?
I would say that it's something to ponder for a rainy day, but today has been rainy and I don't want to think that much.
Ciao bella.
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